Thursday, November 10, 2011

Long time gone/ Europe chapter in the bag/ Back stateside

Cheers!
So, it's been awhile huh? Apologies for that. Lots has happened, including being back in the States (due to events I'll elaborate on.)

After our brief, and somehow interminably long, stay on the outskirts of Madrid we made it into the the city proper, for some proper fun. We had planned on doing some of the more touristic activities while we were there; museums, sites, etc. but our stay swiftly became dedicated to the party. Luckily, there were a lot of likeminded people around that were for it as well. 

Madrid Thursday night bike ride. Massive
Done by local Madrid artist
View from our hostel. 
Our hostel was full of other expats there for english teaching gigs. In the meantime, they were there for a good time. 
Diz, learning Spanish Table Football rules.
Schooling up the locals after getting schooled on the rules
Unfortunately, on our second or third night of hammertime,  I was liberated of my passport. Either by fate or pickpocket. Either way, we headed to the U.S. embassy to see what could be done. I got a temporary passport (more expensive than an actual) and talked to the consulate. She informed me that to get another full passport, I'd have to go back to the states. Bum-mer. But, being the PMA-minded guys we are, we decided to press on with the Euro-leg of our trip and instead of heading east to Oceania, we'd head west by way of home. 
After, all of that negative business was spun into a positive light we got back to business in Madrid. We met up our buddy Freddy and his wife who were in town for a really quick visit. I think the greatest thing about that is the fact that we hadn't seen each other in years, since we were all still in the military, and of all places to get together? Madrid? Random awesomeness abounds.
Our buddy Vinny
What's up?
Diz thought she was someone famous. Or was that the other way around?

We met up with Vince, our friend from Tucson who not only is bit of a party animal himself, is also an awesome guy, and is much better looking in person. He helped us have a blast and set a wild tone for our last night out. The events that took place are slightly hazy, but it ended with us going to sleep at 8 in the morning for what must've been the twenty thousandish day, us checking out on time at ten and Diz spending the next few hours passed out on a plastic patio chair in the coutyard of our hostel. Once we were sober and recovered (that is a lie) we met up with Vince. He wanted to give us a good send off before we made our way to Paris. And he did.

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We spent a few great hours in Plaza Mayor eating, drinking, and living well. I'd be lying if I said we left Spain sober, but we definitely left happier.


PARIS!

 Paris, I think, get's a bad rap in U.S., at least these days. The people there were great. Really. We didn't deal with rudeness at all, even when we were exposed for being american. And aside from all that we were in Paris.
 We stayed with some fellow CS'ers we'd met in Galiga, Alex, Tamara and her boyfriend Fabian. We almost got to see G's brother Yonnas and his fiance, but flight problems messed that up.
The city is fantastic. So much. You can't lack for things to do and see. And of course we did and saw as much as we could.
Didn't see ANYBODY with back problems
Nutella crepes outside the Musee D'Orsay

Yo snake! I'm Hercules, eat this rock!

Me and Diz getting intimate with the 4,000 year old Sumerian art


Mona
Diz, creepin' on mona
She (Mona) is very small in person. We went to the Luevre and the Orsay Museum and we will have to go back because the immensity of art there is just that, immense. You could get lost for days there and not see everything.

Yo David! What you got there? - That's just my Goliath head. No big deal

Freedom anybody?

Random park art. Yeah, that's chicken

In Monmarte



We did not unleash G on this landmark
                                     


                                          


With our friends Fabian and Tamara! (G's in there somewhere)
And Alex! (G's in this one too)
 Our hosts were fantastic. They treated us to some good food(really guys!) at home and showed us a great time all around. We will definitely be returning!
Making the tiniest bit of trouble

Traviesos!
After Paris, Amsterdam! We had all three of us been jonesing for this and it didn't disappoint (even though I did. More on that in a sec.)
I am Amsterdam
 The two highlights in the city were the Van Gogh museum and the House of Bols. The Van Gogh is home to about two hundred of the artist's works, as well as various other impressionist/post-impressionist artists works. It is very impressive.
The House of Bols is a dedicated museum to the spirit brand and it's history and is also home to an academy and working bar. The tour is so cool. Aside from giving the history of the brand it also has exhibits designed to make you more familiar and intimate with the product, and being a spirit-phile it was most appreciated. Plus, at the end of the tour you get your own finely crafted cocktail for free, as well as a couple of samples. Radical.
At the House of Bols. These were actual flavors set in perfume bottles for scent guessing

So good
 So, towards the end of our stay, we booked a cabin on the outskirts of town to hang out for a couple of days and sample some of the other products Amsterdam is famous for. It was cold, rainy, and awesome. We were happy and having a great time.
G. On shrooms

We didn't know what these guys were, but the looked cool. On shrooms

Mama beast protecting baby beast. On shrooms

Dudes chilling outside the cabin. On shrooms
Unfortunately, I had a bit of an accident that required, and still kinda does, medical attention.
I fought a bear. On shrooms
The bear. Died of shroom overdose
Seriously, I'm good. My grill is a little janky, but I'm mostly recovered and we're itching to get back out and continue our adventure. We're all three back in the states, Diz and G are chilling in the old pueblo and I'll be hanging out there soon. We feel like we've only taken a tiny chip off the top of a huge iceberg and we're dying for snowcones. This is Get Awesome Gets It Everywhere, and we get it at home too. See you soon.
Stay Awesome.
GA

Monday, September 26, 2011

Wherever I may Rome/On red ships of Spain/Veni Vici Partay!

We're in Madrid (not in the picture). I know, large gap (in time and space) since the last time we checked in. Obviously, it's because we've been too busy, you know, getting awesome(obviously).

Galiga. I think anyone who has spent time there will speak about in a reverential tone. In the Tuscan hills northwest, but mostly west, outside of Firenze it is a place of spectacularly unending views. The house we stayed at was a farmhouse built in (maybe) 1770 where there are ten folks living there in bohemian style. They also have a room designated for guests and couch surfers. We came across it on CS and the initial messages went something to effect of "Hey, you guys sound like you have some awesome going on and we're in the area, can we couch surf on this day?" 'Yeah sure, but we're throwing this awesome party on this day, can you come earlier?' "Of course we can, we love to party!"
The first night we were treated to a delicious meal and drinks and the next day was spent meeting some fellow cs'ers, Tamara, Alex, Florence and David. And trying to help set up for the party.

The party was rad.
 Early, G getting schooled at chess....
 ...and foos....
 ....and dancing....
 Ok, I'm kidding about the dancing.
Yeah.


Needless to say it was fun night. People, danced, laughed, made pizza (it is Italy), drank, played foos, and danced some more. We capped the night drinking a loudmouthed polish dude named Bart under the table and JD repeatedly yelling vaffanculo (it was actually more like Franco Culo!) at absolutely nobody in particular and trying his hardest to stay upright. After that, the days blended in together in a beautiful haze. One fantastic meal bled into the next (did I mention the garden? Delicious) and one night of partying turned into another, the low light was us being tired as all get out and having our brains turned to mush by hours of drum and bass at a neighbor's party. But that was easily laughed off. Later. After hours of sleep.
 Galiga was perfect. Some of the best views we've seen. My personal favorite actually. Night time, at the bottom of the hillock the house sits on there's a fork in the road and as you start to gaze upward you see a large field that at some point held crops of some kind (I like to think it was a vineyard mainly because I'm a wino) and then further up five of the rugged Tuscan cascade into each to form a "w" sitting atop a "v" with the lights of houses  dancing across all while a light fog rolled over. Something like beautiful. Given all this, we did not want to leave. We even stayed an extra day, which cut our Piza trip (mercifully) short. It also saved us a ton of money on gelato, (which as you'll see, we made for in Roma).  For further reiteration, the food was phenomenal in Galiga.
A view.... from the bathroom

After Galiga was Firenze. Well, Firenze, and some recovery sleep. It was a bit like coming out of a waking dream. We were slightly disoriented and all the civilization didn't help matters. But bless my lil Assassin's heart we had things to see! 





 Leap of faith?
Caw! 



The Duomo was amazing and very well maintained and contained so amazing art inside the actual dome as well as breathtaking views of the city. I spent good portion looking for good spots to perform a  "leap of faith". The city itself was very clean and had some good spots to party, take in some views, and see some of the best history has to offer. Da Vinci? Yes. Quick note, if you stay at the Hostel 7 Santi DO NOT eat the food. The dudes stomach's did not agree with that merda. Also, that place, (the hostel) we guess was a former mental institution. Great vibes. Better A/C. I digress. Florence, is gorgeous and next time through we will be more thorough but this time we had to make it to:

PIZA!




For an hour. Not a lot to do there. We got gelato. And took silly pictures of this gaffe. As well as all the annoying people trying to take their pictures. Like these fools.
 
So, after a quick stop in Piza, we wound up having to run to make the train. Which worked out because there was a young mother running to make the same train except it was all stairs and she was pushing a stroller. We were on the case. She made it. After another scenic train ride (seriously, we are missing out in the U.S.) 

ROME!

The motherland of gelato. 


Eleven scoops. In fifteen minutes. Stuff is like taking ecstasy, makes ya feel soooo happy. Between seeing the myriad sites we tried as many different flavors as we could. And that turned out to be quite a few. We ate some at the same place they filmed a scene of "Roman Holiday" with Audrey Hepburn. We found that out secondhand from a passing tour guide as we ate a "monster" bucket as part of J.D.'s 29th birthday celebration. 


But, being in Rome, we had a few things to see and do:
 If you squint really hard you cannot actually see the pontiff smoking a doob in his apartment. Left
 Victory for Vittorio. This is not Vegas


 Yo Mikey! 

 The Pantheon. Minus, the pantheon (of gods)
 These fresh water springs are all over the city, this dude, was the coolest.
 Ceasar Do
 Castel Sant Angelo. AC moment.
 Hey Socrates, what's shaking? "Well, I'm not" -Socrates
 Why you always lurking G?

St. Pete's Basilica was Pope-a-riffic. And provided the best panoramic views of the city. Trajan's Column: beautiful. Our hostel was really a campsite on the outskirts of town and everything you needed (booze) was on premises, including a club. We danced, they played T.I. In between the six songs that are really really really really popular in Europe right now.
I feel like a real A'hole if I began to tell you about the specific sites that (heavily) dot Rome's map. What I can say is that you should see them for yourself. And, despite rumors and signs and security, you CAN actually take pictures in the Sisteen Chapel. And getting in the "audio guide" line at the Coliseum will save you an hour of waiting in line.
In all seriousness, Rome is awesome. The people there still feel like they are part of the empire and have a bit of the swag to show it. Public transport is easy if a bit busy. Go forth, and see that merda. And of course there's tons of gelato.
(did you see this face?!?!?)

Coming down from a severe party/gelato/history hangover, we boarded the plane to Barcelona. We wound spending four days at our hostel, which sits thirty minutes outside the main centre, in a national park. There were a bunch of wild pigs to prove it

It was awesome. Mainly because we made it so. We made friends with some Swedish girls and a Cool french guy name of Map that we're going to hang out with in Paris. 


 Party
 Party?

We also made it into the city and partook in some of the local fare as well as checked out the marina. Being there, it was easy to see the heavy spanish influence in places in the states, San Diego especially.

Got your fried calamari right here Tokar


 Hey lady, what's so funny?
Hey lady, my friend thinks you're cute.

We are currently in Madrid, holing up at a hostel that doubles as a refugee habitat on the outer edge of the city living off of nutella(yum) and bread. Keeping it cheap. We'll be here for the duration of the month, getting awesome, before we head to the city of lights, Paris. You'll hear from us soon.

Stay Awesome